my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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