Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
And then my night got REAL pukey
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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