Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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