The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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