Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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