Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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