Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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