tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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