I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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