You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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