i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Randomize
