You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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