plz talk dirty to me
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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