we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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