when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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