This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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