turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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