Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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