Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
should my penis look like a turkey
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
The uberlube is also flammable
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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