i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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