Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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