respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
What a dumb baby whore.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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