i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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