we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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