Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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