yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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