I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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