that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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