That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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