I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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