quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Why is there bacon in the couch?
My feet surprised me
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