Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
No...this little piggys going to the bar
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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