Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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