Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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