i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
My vagina is very pro this idea
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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