I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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