i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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