3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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