I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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