How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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