this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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