For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Naked Twister starts at high noon
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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