Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
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