People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I think I just shit out all my problems.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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