i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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