my room smells like sperm. sweet.
handjob tips. give me some.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
