Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
as a side note pls kill me
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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