best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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