Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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