yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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